I’m sorry Sir but there’s been some mistakeÂ
This is one gift that I cannot take,Â
I will not sign on the dotted line,Â
Please return to sender.Â
An error has occurred, your information is incorrectÂ
I’m really not sure what you expect….Â
Please return to sender.Â
I surrender!
It’s only been a seven day bender,Â
somehow I’ve fallen so farÂ
That I have to look up
To even see rock bottom.Â
They say don’t shoot the messenger but I almost shot ’em.Â
I catch feelings
The way some catch a cold
And it’s getting old
Being so sensitive to the elements:Â
Earth
Fire
water
airÂ
It’s all just more then one can bear.Â
PLEASE!Â
Return to sender….Â
Occupant has vacated the premises
Address is N/A
The girl you are looking for?
She’s gone,Â
Long gone.
She won’t be back.Â
Please. return. to sender.Â